Taxi Fare Hike

The Editorial Board has just revised the Taxi Fare system (AGAIN!). This is supposed to bring more benefits to taxi drivers, and at the same time disencourage people to take taxis.
"I think the people should have already been enlightened on what the Editorial Board is trying to implement. CEO is very expensive - dun own cars! Taxi fare goes up - not to take taxis...... end of the day i guess the people already know what we are trying to drive at - take SMART transport! Let the Editorial board earn! If not how are we going to overpay our military forces? If we cannot overpay them, no one is going to sign on and the Editorial board will have no manpower to manipulate!" says the Editor.

The fare changes are as follows

Boarding - $10
Body Parts
One Strand of Hair - $1
One Strand of Pubic Hair - $1
One Leg - $1
One Hand - $1
One Eyeball - $10
One Mouth - $20
One Nose - $10
Peak Hour - 50% x One Eyeball / 22 x (66 - Number of Hands) + 900 x (99 x Number of Hands)

However high the price has been jacked up to, according to the Editor, the relieving part is that passangers are allowed to take out their eyeballs or chop off their hands and legs etc, before entering the taxi.
"And dont try to cheat the taxi uncles of their money, they might just become crazy taxi."