Monday, December 10, 2007

Editor To Take Over as New Englang Manager

The Editor was appointed the new Englang national football team's manager by the Football Association of Englang this afternoon.

The decision was made as soon as the board saw the Editor's profile, which includes:
1. World Cup Holders, Team Singapour, 2010
2. European Champions League, PS1 Winning Eleven, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
3. English Premiere League Title Holders Year 2100, Hull City, Football Manager 2008

To the surprise of many pundits, the Editor wrote of the challenges from reowned managers like Arse Wanker and Alex Birdie.

"Eh come on lar," said the Editor, "I am the one. One and only one k. That Josy Monono only know how to act only, no use one lar. See? Now also kana sack!"

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