Editor Grades The People

The Editor shocked the whole sex industry this morning by revealing his secret plan that was lasted 12 months long – he personally went to bed with random Singaporians picked off the streets and graded them according to their skills.
According to the Editor, this grading system would help men and women judge the sexual capabilities of their partners in order to choose their lifelong partner correctly.
Gradings have just been given out to everyone at the same time of conference. People now can look at their NRICs or 11Bs and check under ‘Sex’ column to check out their grading on their skills on bed.
F - Fail
M - Merit