In another five years time, all mouses and keyboards will be replaced?!
According to Billed Gates, the rapid improving technology such as touchscreen will, in no time, replace the usual mouse and keyboard that you can find in all sets of computers.
Some changes that will be featured includes:
1. new styles of gaming - COUNTERSTRIKE - now you poke your enemies instead of clicking on them.
2. new password style - FINGERPRINTS - although this as already been introduced into some keyboards, it is believed that the technology will be more broadly used as a premier choice of password. (ABC NEWSCORP are currently moving into fingerguards market, as we believe finger-hunters will be on the rise now)
3. new types of interaction - FEEL - now you can feel objects online! regardless to buy stuff online, pat your pets that are miles away in another country, you can do it now!
Editor's Post Note - Think porn surfing will be vastly different already. Heh heh heh.........
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
We're Sorry!
The Editorial Team would like to apologise for the wrong news that were provided earlier. This is due to the enormousically huge-gantic number of girlfriends that the Editor has. This should be the correct one.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
CELEBRATION!
ABC News Corp are announcing a two days off for everyone in Singapour in conjuction with the celebration of Editor finding a new GIRLFRIEND!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Editor's Foreplay Forewords
It has certainly been some time since newstonight.blogspot.com. I recently just went through it, and i felt, damn! How did I manage to come up with such things at that point of time! I guess internship really killed my brain cells, thus resulting in such brainless works.
At this point of life, in the Navy, its just like internship. I've smoked through that 3 months of hell. Now its another 9 months of smoking through. That acting blur stunts that I've always tried to pull, didnt really work.
And I guess they wouldnt work anymore from this stage of life onwards.
You will never imagine how condemned I got. Waha! Few incidents that you might never imagine will happen.
1.When my whistle blowing is better than my counterpart (who has always done much better and my position in the ship is 'blur-fuck'), its the whistle that I am using is good. I am serious! This is what the 1SG said right in my face after I blew my part.
2.When my counterpart sends a wrongly drafted e-mail message, that particular 1SG said, again right my face, 'Wo Kan Ta Nian Send Dou Bu Gan Send'. Interpretation - 'from what I see he dont even dare to send'.
3.AGAIN that 1SG, when someone else offered me food, and reminded me to eat, i replied 'steady' twice to his two questions. That 1SG told me - do your task book and show me, I want to see. I said 'Orh'. And he replied - why you didnt say 'Steady'?
And there are lots of ridiculously unexplainable things. If you ask a question to confirm, you are asking a dumb question. If you dont ask and something goes wrong, they will pinpoint and question your ability and why you did not ask properly in the first place.
Its real bad. At the same time, I urge you people out there, treasure people around you. One good example would be Barrett. Waha. I dont mean to say he is a dog, but the example goes like this - Some people are like dogs that bite your clothes, you get pissed but at the end of the day you are still good friends and you enjoy his company. But you'd nvr say it. Thats me anyway. HAHA! But others dont bite your clothes. They appear harmless for one moment and before you know, they are chewing away at your ass. Look out for such people. I have met some at L'emzione, and needless to say, Navy, and RSS Resolution.
Less complaining, more serious stuff. I wouldnt say this would be my best blog, still preferring my first blog. But I am trying my best. Its hard to think lame-ly in such a tough environment.
Hope you guys enjoy newstonight3.
Editor
It has certainly been some time since newstonight.blogspot.com. I recently just went through it, and i felt, damn! How did I manage to come up with such things at that point of time! I guess internship really killed my brain cells, thus resulting in such brainless works.
At this point of life, in the Navy, its just like internship. I've smoked through that 3 months of hell. Now its another 9 months of smoking through. That acting blur stunts that I've always tried to pull, didnt really work.
And I guess they wouldnt work anymore from this stage of life onwards.
You will never imagine how condemned I got. Waha! Few incidents that you might never imagine will happen.
1.When my whistle blowing is better than my counterpart (who has always done much better and my position in the ship is 'blur-fuck'), its the whistle that I am using is good. I am serious! This is what the 1SG said right in my face after I blew my part.
2.When my counterpart sends a wrongly drafted e-mail message, that particular 1SG said, again right my face, 'Wo Kan Ta Nian Send Dou Bu Gan Send'. Interpretation - 'from what I see he dont even dare to send'.
3.AGAIN that 1SG, when someone else offered me food, and reminded me to eat, i replied 'steady' twice to his two questions. That 1SG told me - do your task book and show me, I want to see. I said 'Orh'. And he replied - why you didnt say 'Steady'?
And there are lots of ridiculously unexplainable things. If you ask a question to confirm, you are asking a dumb question. If you dont ask and something goes wrong, they will pinpoint and question your ability and why you did not ask properly in the first place.
Its real bad. At the same time, I urge you people out there, treasure people around you. One good example would be Barrett. Waha. I dont mean to say he is a dog, but the example goes like this - Some people are like dogs that bite your clothes, you get pissed but at the end of the day you are still good friends and you enjoy his company. But you'd nvr say it. Thats me anyway. HAHA! But others dont bite your clothes. They appear harmless for one moment and before you know, they are chewing away at your ass. Look out for such people. I have met some at L'emzione, and needless to say, Navy, and RSS Resolution.
Less complaining, more serious stuff. I wouldnt say this would be my best blog, still preferring my first blog. But I am trying my best. Its hard to think lame-ly in such a tough environment.
Hope you guys enjoy newstonight3.
Editor
Taxi Fare Hike
The Editorial Board has just revised the Taxi Fare system (AGAIN!). This is supposed to bring more benefits to taxi drivers, and at the same time disencourage people to take taxis.
"I think the people should have already been enlightened on what the Editorial Board is trying to implement. CEO is very expensive - dun own cars! Taxi fare goes up - not to take taxis...... end of the day i guess the people already know what we are trying to drive at - take SMART transport! Let the Editorial board earn! If not how are we going to overpay our military forces? If we cannot overpay them, no one is going to sign on and the Editorial board will have no manpower to manipulate!" says the Editor.
The fare changes are as follows
Boarding - $10
Body Parts
One Strand of Hair - $1
One Strand of Pubic Hair - $1
One Leg - $1
One Hand - $1
One Eyeball - $10
One Mouth - $20
One Nose - $10
Peak Hour - 50% x One Eyeball / 22 x (66 - Number of Hands) + 900 x (99 x Number of Hands)
However high the price has been jacked up to, according to the Editor, the relieving part is that passangers are allowed to take out their eyeballs or chop off their hands and legs etc, before entering the taxi.
"And dont try to cheat the taxi uncles of their money, they might just become crazy taxi."
"I think the people should have already been enlightened on what the Editorial Board is trying to implement. CEO is very expensive - dun own cars! Taxi fare goes up - not to take taxis...... end of the day i guess the people already know what we are trying to drive at - take SMART transport! Let the Editorial board earn! If not how are we going to overpay our military forces? If we cannot overpay them, no one is going to sign on and the Editorial board will have no manpower to manipulate!" says the Editor.
The fare changes are as follows
Boarding - $10
Body Parts
One Strand of Hair - $1
One Strand of Pubic Hair - $1
One Leg - $1
One Hand - $1
One Eyeball - $10
One Mouth - $20
One Nose - $10
Peak Hour - 50% x One Eyeball / 22 x (66 - Number of Hands) + 900 x (99 x Number of Hands)
However high the price has been jacked up to, according to the Editor, the relieving part is that passangers are allowed to take out their eyeballs or chop off their hands and legs etc, before entering the taxi.
"And dont try to cheat the taxi uncles of their money, they might just become crazy taxi."
Sunday, December 16, 2007
XMAS COMING!
On the twelve day of Christmas my eLLe comms gave to me
12 Sai Kangs
11 QM Duties
10 Times a Screwing
9 Confinements
8 Cold Looks
7 Sunset Parties
6 Stay Backs
5 Fire Drills
4 Dressing Downs
3 Scoldings
2 Confrontations
AND A C COMMS KAO BEI KAO BU!
12 Sai Kangs
11 QM Duties
10 Times a Screwing
9 Confinements
8 Cold Looks
7 Sunset Parties
6 Stay Backs
5 Fire Drills
4 Dressing Downs
3 Scoldings
2 Confrontations
AND A C COMMS KAO BEI KAO BU!
Monday, December 10, 2007
Year of the Horse?
Horsey was the Horse of the moment when he saved Chicky from drowning in the well this morning.
The new town's hero returned Chicky the favour dated two months back when Horsey himself was caught in the same situation and was saved by Chicky then. However the saving situation was rather different. Chicky drove a Mercedes and tugged Horsey out of the well.
Interestingly this time, Horsey did otherwise. he let his dick into the well, and let Chicky pull on it to get out.
Horsey said very proudly, 'you dont need a Mercedes to get Chicks'.
The new town's hero returned Chicky the favour dated two months back when Horsey himself was caught in the same situation and was saved by Chicky then. However the saving situation was rather different. Chicky drove a Mercedes and tugged Horsey out of the well.
Interestingly this time, Horsey did otherwise. he let his dick into the well, and let Chicky pull on it to get out.
Horsey said very proudly, 'you dont need a Mercedes to get Chicks'.
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