A recent study by ABC news corp shows that Viagra actually helps women who are stressed out to recover and get back to their feet again.
98% of the 1000 women who took part in the studies said that their psychological condition has actually improved after taking a pill every night before they sleep.
Most of the women experienced headaches, flushing and indigestion but none of them withdrew from the trial because of side effects. Instead they turned to doctors, whom gave them prolonged medical leaves. (Editor: which might have made the women felt better!)
Kortex for men, anyone?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Dun Give Up, Ugly Men!
The Editor would like to call out to follow compatriots - ugly men !
My Brothers! It doesnt matter if we fugly anymore!
When...
BECOMES~~~~~~~~~
TADA!!!!!
My Brothers! It doesnt matter if we fugly anymore!
When...
BECOMES~~~~~~~~~
TADA!!!!!
The Editor is Back, With More Crap!
After taking some time to settle issues with his Navy stuff, the Editor has finally turned into ORD mood and feel operationally ready... to leave the farking Navy!
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
The New Amazing Adventures of Editor in Navy
In the morning...
GY: E, you are only excused running, marching and jumping right? Tomorrow report to sports complex to help out in the mock IPPT training.
E: Yes, GY.
Later......
E: L, GY asked me to go sports complex to help out with IPPT training tomorrow.
L: Ok, I'll help you to ask C.
After sometime......
L: E, C says tomorrow you don’t have to go because of your back problem.
E: Ok.
Then...
E: GY, my C says I cannot go tomorrow because I've got back problems.
GY: What!? Ask you stand there serve drinks and count laps very difficult meh? I know you are
excused running marching jumping that’s why I didn't ask you to take part!
E: But GY, I don't mind going. Its my C who says cannot........
GY: (more scolding) blah! blah!blah! blah! blah!
E: Okok. I'll go ask C again.
Next...
E: C, regarding the mock IPPT training tomorrow GY needs me to be working party tomorrow.....
C: Ok lo go lo!
E: o.O??
GY: E, you are only excused running, marching and jumping right? Tomorrow report to sports complex to help out in the mock IPPT training.
E: Yes, GY.
Later......
E: L, GY asked me to go sports complex to help out with IPPT training tomorrow.
L: Ok, I'll help you to ask C.
After sometime......
L: E, C says tomorrow you don’t have to go because of your back problem.
E: Ok.
Then...
E: GY, my C says I cannot go tomorrow because I've got back problems.
GY: What!? Ask you stand there serve drinks and count laps very difficult meh? I know you are
excused running marching jumping that’s why I didn't ask you to take part!
E: But GY, I don't mind going. Its my C who says cannot........
GY: (more scolding) blah! blah!blah! blah! blah!
E: Okok. I'll go ask C again.
Next...
E: C, regarding the mock IPPT training tomorrow GY needs me to be working party tomorrow.....
C: Ok lo go lo!
E: o.O??
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
The New Amazing Adventures Of Editor in Navy (Episode 3)
Sometime back in Dec 07...
E: C, I'm on excuse guard duties till 18 Jan 08
C: Ok.
On 21 Jan 08, the first day C meets E in the office...
E: C, this is my new excuse slip taken with 1 on friday.
C: (looks), so now means you can perform guard duty lah?
E: Yes, C. It ended on 18 Jan.
C: (angrily) So why you never tell me your excuse ended? Trying to act blur right?
E: C, I'm on excuse guard duties till 18 Jan 08
C: Ok.
On 21 Jan 08, the first day C meets E in the office...
E: C, this is my new excuse slip taken with 1 on friday.
C: (looks), so now means you can perform guard duty lah?
E: Yes, C. It ended on 18 Jan.
C: (angrily) So why you never tell me your excuse ended? Trying to act blur right?
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
The New Amazing Adventures Of Editor in Navy (Episode 2)
Day 1 (Fri) - Everyone was talking about Anniversary celebration to be held at Zoo on Mon.
Day 3 (Sun)
Mr. B: E, are you going to Zoo tomorrow? Half day and can go after lunch.
E : No one gave me any instructions yet. I think I'll ask C later.
Mr. B: Ok.
E: C, may I know if I'm supposed to report to office tomorrow?
C: Of course! Working hours as usual.
E: Yes C.
Day 4 (Mon)
E arrives at the office and sees no one.
E: C, there is no one at the office.
C: How come?
E: Today Anniversary. I think everyone went to celebration at Zoo.
C: Then how come you never check on Friday if there will be anyone at the office? You don't know today is Anniversary? ................... Now what? Trying to keng for twang right? Making trouble for me right?
Twang: Slack
Keng : Malingering
Day 3 (Sun)
Mr. B: E, are you going to Zoo tomorrow? Half day and can go after lunch.
E : No one gave me any instructions yet. I think I'll ask C later.
Mr. B: Ok.
E: C, may I know if I'm supposed to report to office tomorrow?
C: Of course! Working hours as usual.
E: Yes C.
Day 4 (Mon)
E arrives at the office and sees no one.
E: C, there is no one at the office.
C: How come?
E: Today Anniversary. I think everyone went to celebration at Zoo.
C: Then how come you never check on Friday if there will be anyone at the office? You don't know today is Anniversary? ................... Now what? Trying to keng for twang right? Making trouble for me right?
Twang: Slack
Keng : Malingering
The New Amazing Adventures Of Editor in Navy (Episode 1)
Legend has it that The Editor fell into the cluthes of Narvy during one of his darkest years. There, he screwed things up, and the people starting screwing him back. But the whole story started right after he fell, injured his back, and reported sick. And the people were really pissed at the status he got.
1. Excuse deck activities and sailing for 58 days from 3/1/08 till 29/2/08.
2. Excuse carrying heavy load of more than 3kg at one time.
For those of you still being tortured by the Garment (under?), you might be asking, 'heavy load heavy load lar., still 3kg? Keng until so detailed ah?'
Yeah, as requested from his chief, who, well, you know......
And by the way, here's a legend of the people who will be involved
C - Chief
L - Leading Personnel (simpler for you to understand)
P - Petty officer
1 - Dept Personnel no. 1
2 - Dept Personnel no. 2
3 - Dept Personnel no. 3
And so the story starts..
Day 1 - E reports sick. Gets the status (refer to above), informs C.
Day 3 - E, C and Coxswain at the office.
C (sarcastically): Where's your status slip? No need to hand in to Coxswain ah?
E: Orh, yes chief (hands in slip to Coxswain)
2 weeks later.
1: from C, 30-31th jan you are to sail with another ship
E: C, I'm excused sailing.
C: What?! How come I don't know?
E: (Tells C what happened on that day when E passed status slip to Coxswain)
C: So pass to Coxswain no need to show me lar? ............ So now how? You are out to make trouble for me right?
1. Excuse deck activities and sailing for 58 days from 3/1/08 till 29/2/08.
2. Excuse carrying heavy load of more than 3kg at one time.
For those of you still being tortured by the Garment (under?), you might be asking, 'heavy load heavy load lar., still 3kg? Keng until so detailed ah?'
Yeah, as requested from his chief, who, well, you know......
And by the way, here's a legend of the people who will be involved
C - Chief
L - Leading Personnel (simpler for you to understand)
P - Petty officer
1 - Dept Personnel no. 1
2 - Dept Personnel no. 2
3 - Dept Personnel no. 3
And so the story starts..
Day 1 - E reports sick. Gets the status (refer to above), informs C.
Day 3 - E, C and Coxswain at the office.
C (sarcastically): Where's your status slip? No need to hand in to Coxswain ah?
E: Orh, yes chief (hands in slip to Coxswain)
2 weeks later.
1: from C, 30-31th jan you are to sail with another ship
E: C, I'm excused sailing.
C: What?! How come I don't know?
E: (Tells C what happened on that day when E passed status slip to Coxswain)
C: So pass to Coxswain no need to show me lar? ............ So now how? You are out to make trouble for me right?
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Billed Gates
In another five years time, all mouses and keyboards will be replaced?!
According to Billed Gates, the rapid improving technology such as touchscreen will, in no time, replace the usual mouse and keyboard that you can find in all sets of computers.
Some changes that will be featured includes:
1. new styles of gaming - COUNTERSTRIKE - now you poke your enemies instead of clicking on them.
2. new password style - FINGERPRINTS - although this as already been introduced into some keyboards, it is believed that the technology will be more broadly used as a premier choice of password. (ABC NEWSCORP are currently moving into fingerguards market, as we believe finger-hunters will be on the rise now)
3. new types of interaction - FEEL - now you can feel objects online! regardless to buy stuff online, pat your pets that are miles away in another country, you can do it now!
Editor's Post Note - Think porn surfing will be vastly different already. Heh heh heh.........
According to Billed Gates, the rapid improving technology such as touchscreen will, in no time, replace the usual mouse and keyboard that you can find in all sets of computers.
Some changes that will be featured includes:
1. new styles of gaming - COUNTERSTRIKE - now you poke your enemies instead of clicking on them.
2. new password style - FINGERPRINTS - although this as already been introduced into some keyboards, it is believed that the technology will be more broadly used as a premier choice of password. (ABC NEWSCORP are currently moving into fingerguards market, as we believe finger-hunters will be on the rise now)
3. new types of interaction - FEEL - now you can feel objects online! regardless to buy stuff online, pat your pets that are miles away in another country, you can do it now!
Editor's Post Note - Think porn surfing will be vastly different already. Heh heh heh.........
We're Sorry!
The Editorial Team would like to apologise for the wrong news that were provided earlier. This is due to the enormousically huge-gantic number of girlfriends that the Editor has. This should be the correct one.
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